What do you do at Allagash?
Change light bulbs.
What do you do outside of Allagash?
Ceaselessly search for the cure to Dogjaw.
Where did you come from?
The land where men are men and the sheep are scared.
Fondest Allagash memory?
Anytime The Meat tells a story.
6 chicken. Doris, Crooked toe, and the others.
Do you have a nickname?
Anything else you want to add?
Who will play me in the Allagash movie?
My brother Joe. He also wrote the screenplay. Please read attached.