What do you do at Allagash?
Break things, drink coffee, and eat trail mix
What do you do outside of Allagash?
I'm running for president
Where did you come from?
Fondest Allagash memory?
The time Augustus Gloop fell into the chocolate river and got stuck in the big pipe
The lovely Estelle
Do you have a nickname?
Not that I'm aware of
Anything else you want to add?
This message will self destruct
Who will play me in the Allagash movie?
Michael J. Fox