What do you do at Allagash?
Prevent the advent of Skynet and occasionally fix things.
What do you do outside of Allagash?
Where did you come from?
Right around here
Fondest Allagash memory?
Loosely associated with a Puggle named Sawyer
Do you have a nickname?
Danimal, SpiderDan, Dan Dan the Computer Man, and Snood
Anything else you want to add?
Yes indeed I do: Three wars back we called Sauerkraut “liberty cabbage” and we called liberty cabbage “super slaw” and back then a suitcase was known as a “Swedish lunchbox.” Of course, nobody knew that but me. Anyway, long story short… is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.
Who will play you in the Allagash movie?
Hafthór Júlíus Björnsson