Not sure, I’m on the cusp. More importantly my Spirit Animal is the Japanese Snow Monkey. Check ’em out. If you like snow and hot tubs they are probably your spirit animal as well.
What do you do at Allagash?
I primarily help with putting beer into various vessels.
What do you do outside of Allagash?
The opposite of earn money, but in the most fun of ways.
Where did you come from?
Fondest Allagash memory?
That one time J-Bone was like “YO! Hank, I’m flying you out to Hawaii for a few months to study surfing and document varieties of cocktails served in coconuts!”
I once had a guinea pig named Emery…he died.
Do you have a nickname?
Hank, Tank, and Hank The Tank.
Anything else you want to add?
Since working here I’ve developed a passionate hatred for wet brooms.
Who will play me in the Allagash movie?
A young Mark Ruffalo. Pre-Hulk.