What do you do at Allagash?
This, that and the other
What do you do outside of Allagash?
I’m not at liberty to say
Where did you come from?
I was born in the desert and raised in a lion’s den.
Fondest Allagash memory?
Hard to say…new ones are made every day.
Do you have a nickname?
Ritchie the pool boy
Anything else you want to add?
Everyone should read the Tao Te Ching and watch the Muppets
Who will play me in the Allagash movie?
A Ghostbusters era Bill Murray