Patrick (the third)
Aquarius. Ruled by Uranus. Wikipedia it.
What do you do at Allagash?
Sweat in my “New Guy” one piece.
What do you do outside of Allagash?
Scour the internet for hilarious poop jokes.
Where did you come from?
The Granite State.
Fondest Allagash memory?
Drinking a beer during my interview.
An invisible puppy named Kitty.
Do you have a nickname?
P2 or Chavez
Anything else you want to add?
I have the sense of humor of a twelve year old.
Who will play me in the Allagash movie?
That guy from The Office.